Joyce read the ad and a burst of incredulous laughter kicked out of her gut.
“Ridiculous,” she said to Simon, her 13-year-old cat, the only one around who listened.
She turned the newspaper page. Page 8 held her interest for barely a second before she ruffled pages and returned to the ad.
Hell’s Spells
Dark Moon Ritual 10/30
Curse Away Your Trouble
Call Now! 415-383-xxxx.
Private Consultation & Custom Spells Available
Carefully Joyce read each word out loud as if expecting Simon to remark. When he only blinked his yellowed eyes, as if saying he’d seen it all, Joyce picked up the phone and dialed.
Perhaps she should have at least checked out the website before diving in. But no matter. The situation had become bad enough that Joyce was using no sense, and even ready now for nonsense, if only to change what seemed inevitable disaster.
The ringing phone stopped with a sweet, soft voice:
“Hello, Athena here. We have spells to ring his bell, or hexes to vex any enemy. What’s your choice?”
Joyce stammered, “Um, no ringing of bells, so I guess a hex.”
“Appointments necessary,” Athena said immediately. “Bring an item of the person to hex, and one of your favorite things – a piece of clothing or jewelry will do. 1 pm today okay?”
“Oh,” Joyce replied. “An item belonging to the hexee? Hmm, 1:30 is better.”
“Done. Knock three times.”
At 1:33, on the third knock, a flaming red-haired sprite-like woman opened the nondescript brown door on the alleyway between 3rd and 4th Street.
“I’m Athena . Quickly, come in. But first, your favorite thing?”
Joyce handed her a large ruby and diamond ring.
Athena nodded knowingly.
“Ahh, one of those.”
She nodded for Joyce to follow her down a narrow, lightly lit hallway to a small, red-hued room that contained only two chairs and an intimate round table.
“Sit,” Athena said in a fortune-teller kind of command.
Joyce complied.
Athena continued. “I assume this is a hex to rid you of someone who has deceived you in some way? Maybe lied? Cheated.”
“Exactly,” Joyce agreed.
“Then may I have an item belonging to this person?”
Athena was all business. She held Joyce’s ruby ring in the left hand and opened her right hand to receive.
Joyce fumbled in her purse, her face suddenly red, fingers trembling.
“Are you sure this will work?”
Athena nodded. And then screamed loudly when Joyce dropped
a fat pinkish-brown
little toe
in her open hand.
Ye gods! I didn’t expect that! Nice twist, Pam!
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I love being surprised = didn’t expect the ending myself! Boo hooooooo.
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A perfect Halloween story!
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A perfect Halloween story for all, except maybe the one with the missing appendage! :-=
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Yikes! I would have screamed loudly too. Nicely done, Pam!
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If there’s no scream, there’s not enough fright. May your night be frightfully fun.
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You really have a vivid imagination. Creepy but funny. A good one, Pamela.
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My imagination is like the ghost that swings around me now and then – it gets a bit crazy at times!!
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Nice, body parts…. Always makes for a good witchy story! Happy Halloween!
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Now… I wonder who the body part belongs to? Perhaps we’ll find out tonight amongst the trick or treaters. Booo hahahaha.
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Creepy!
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Thank you, sweetie. 🙂 Hope your Halloween night is as creepy as you like it. xo
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Happy Halloween, Pam. Your story had me spellbound!
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Ah!! Love your pun. I seek to spellbind in all aspects of my life. (And no hex can undo my spells.) BOO!
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Happy Halloween, what a great wichty story with the perfect ending.
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I’m a witchy kind of woman – and proud of it!! BTW, your recipe was a huge success. 🙂
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Thanks for telling me, it keeps for days. I’m still nibbling on mine.
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Ummm, it didn’t last that long in my household 🙂
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Well done!
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Thank you – and Happy Halloween. ❤
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Egads! And you always seemed such a demure and peace-loving and happy person, no shadows at all! Ahhh, but from the depths and doldrums … good one, Pam.
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I’ve been ‘outed’ – the deep and dirty creeps up in my stories now and then. GOT YA!
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Ha ha ha. Perfect for Halloween. I hadn’t expected the hex to hex the hexer.
“a fat pinkish-brown
little toe
in her open hand.” 👿
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You can’t fool a fooler, and you can’t hex a hexer. Something like that? But wonder what happened to the hexee??? (scary scream in the background….)
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That was fun, but creepy!
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I think Halloween has become a fun but creepy holiday, too. Sometimes I think it’s safer to just stay indoors and watch old horror movies (or read a scary story…) 🙂
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I’m not going to tell you what I was expecting, but remember Lorena Bobbit? 😝
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You aren’t the only one who had a different appendage in mind. Dear, dear, dear, where ARE our minds going these days… :-0
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Yowzers! You got me! Loved it!
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BOO! Thanks Elizabeth. A nice change of pace. xo
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Wonderful story! Love the dark twist at the end.
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Of course you would love that dark twist! I thought of you when I posted this story. 🙂
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🙂
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ooooohhhhhh fun story for a Halloween night!
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Sometime I creep out myself. 🙂
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Uh oh!! Great story! Happy Halloween! 😀
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Thanks, Courtney. Hope you had a fun night, and now are ready for the ‘crazies’ that begin with the November holiday…
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Lol- i was not expecting that. A lovely halloween tale that made me jump and left me smiling.
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I LOVE making a reader jump!! BTW, your latest post on witches and superheroes is fabulous. xo
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Haaaaaa! Awesome, Pam. I wasn’t expecting that! 😀
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To be honest, I wasn’t expecting the ending either. Creeped me out. But I gotta write what the character tells me…!!!
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Geesh, how creepy! I figured Athena would keep that gorgeous ring.
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That ring must have some interesting mojo around it, considering what the wearer ended up doing…. :-0
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Brilliant. I love the surprise ending Pamela.
xxx Huge Hugs xxx
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Well, I’m not as fond of surprise endings that end in body parts. But this one- well, I couldn’t keep it from happening!! Maybe I’d been hexed to write the ‘true story.’ Mwahhhhhh.
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Whoa – wasn’t expecting such a creepy ending. I don’t want to be messing around with Joyce!! She’s a badass.
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Badasses are pretty fun to write about, I’m discovering. 🙂
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Who need a hex when you have the wherewithal to carve up your enemies?
I loooove this story, Pam. Love it!
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No more Mr. Nice Guy (Girl). 🙂
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Spooky! Enjoy all the haunts and goblins this Holler-Ring!
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I’m glad the ghosts (and your write a great ghost story!) and goblins have had their fun and are back where they belong – just in our imaginations!
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Oooh! Such a twisted ending. Never expected a toe from one she wanted to place a hex on! This story gave me the “creeps,” Pam.
Hope you have a happy Sunday since too late to wish a Halloween message. 🙂
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Creepy is good; now it’s crept away (with one less toe??) into November. 🙂
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Remind me not to let you help me get a pedicure, Pam. . . 🙂
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Hope it is on hiatus until Halloween, 2016. 🙂
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Good one. Totally unexpected.
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Unexpected stories reflect life – so much of what happens there is unexpected too! :-0
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Oh my! I wondered why the time needed to be changed to 1:30 — great job!!
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Exactly!! I think you’re the first reader who got that little clue. 🙂
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It’s because I’m ‘toe’tally perceptive.
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Wow, and you’re a punster to boot (um, to shoe? – wonder if there’s a shoe for 4-toed foot….)
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Oh what a clever and devious twist at the end! Great post for Halloween!
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THANK YOU!
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Great story, but looks as if she already got some revenge already. Hexing may have been overkill! 😉
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Ha Ha. Overkill – no pun intended. Although I think no actual ‘killing’ was involved here. Can you be ‘over’hexed? Or is that too overly vexing to consider?
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I’m going to have to ponder that! 😉
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