“I’ve heard that people pay to do this,” Joe huffs as he bangs on their kitchen wall with a sledgehammer.
His wife, Beth, replies while panting, making her own sledgehammer dents in the wall, “It’s supposed … to ….reduce …. stress.”
Joe stops his arm in mid-hammer and stares at his wife. “Are you stressed?”
Beth drops her wrecking tool and looks at her husband of five years as if he’s just asked her if she’s purple, or an alien, or a Republican.
“I am,” she finally whispers. Then she runs out of the kitchen, out the back door, and toward their back yard, where their dog Gee Gee is digging a hole.
Now where’d that come from? Joe asks himself. Women. He thought he knew Beth well before they married. They lived together for two years, had a blockbuster of a wedding, but their relationship has gone downhill since then.
He figures his work load is the culprit, since he’s rarely home before 9 every night. Beth has become more and more distant. So a month ago Joe suggested, “Let’s redo our kitchen. You can design it any way you want.”
Beth had looked at him much the same way she just looked at him now when he asked if she was stressed.
As if he is as clueless as a monkey trying to climb up a giraffe.
Perhaps he has overreached with his idea that they can renovate this 30-year-old kitchen in the 100-year-old house themselves, but he thought it was a project that could bring them together again.
Instead, he feels Beth sliding further and further away.
WHAM. As Joe returns to banging on the old wall, something flutters out from between the battered sheetrock.
“Hey Beth,” Joe yells. She should be here doing this with him anyway. That was the point.
Gee Gee bounces in with a bone in her mouth. A long bone that looks old and gruesome. When Joe tries to pry it out of Gee Gee’s mouth, the silly poodle snarls like a wolf.
“Beth!” Joe yells again, even louder. When she returns to the kitchen, he shoots her a resentful glance. “Where’d Gee Gee get this… bone?” he asks.
“That’s why you called me?” she answers, as annoyed as he’s angry.
Joe reaches down to the floor and picks up the yellow-stained envelope that had been stuck behind the kitchen wall. “Look at this. Maybe there are hundred dollar bills in here, or a treasure map, or a….”
Beth grabs the envelope and opens it gingerly, taking out the small wispy note with just a few blue-inked words scrawled on it.
Husband and wife huddle together as Beth reads the sentence out loud:
“I couldn’t take it anymore.”
Gee Gee growls at that instant, the long bone quivering between her teeth.
LOL! Love it!
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Tis the season… for a spooky story. 🙂
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Hahahha i love it….happy Halloween…
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Thank you. May no errant bones show up in your yard! 🙂
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Great story, Pam! Happy Halloween!
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Halloween is happy to most because of the candy and the smiles on neighbors’ faces as they open the door and say “Trick or Treat!” To writers, Halloween is a happy chance to write a spooky story. 🙂
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A good one for Halloween.
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Thanks Darlene. I thought it kind of fit into the season of Halloween horror. ;-0 🙂
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I’m sure you won’t find it surprising, Pam, that I’m running the back story and between the lines through the lens of real life and human relationships. How much of Joe’s internal monologue has he shared with Beth? Has he acknowledged aloud that he doesn’t like the distance, and that he’s suggested this renovation in hopes of reconnecting? Has he asked his wife what she thinks is causing the distance, rather than just wondering to himself? If it’s the late hours, can he choose Beth over work—even if it means a pay decrease for a while—and find a new job that will allow them to reconnect?
That’s just me. But it also illustrates the hidden power of flash fiction (or any writing, for that matter) when done well.
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So great to see you here, Erik! NO, I don’t find it surprising at all. A writer likes the fact that a reader has some internal dialogue of “What? Why? Where? Who” and perhaps ending the story in his/her own way. .The glory of Flash Fiction. 🙂
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A great story. We have just done exactly that – even to 30 and 100 years. But we got a professional in. All he found was dodgy wiring. The following problem seems resolved 🙂
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Dodgy wiring is so much better than dodgy bone showing up with an old note (confession?) in the old wall. Interesting that I worked in your 30/100 percentage. Happy Home and Gardens to you two.
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Oooo! Happy Halloween!
(Maybe they should find another house. ) 🙂
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….or fix up their marriage first. :=0 ❤
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Ooh! Spooky. Well done, Pam.
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Thanks, Norah. I never know where these stories are going to lead me. What a surprise when Gee Gee dug up that bone!!! ;-0 xo
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Indeed!
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“… or a Republican.” 🙂 Great writing. Happy Halloween! – Marty
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Yeah, I thought some of you would get a smile out of that one…. 😉
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Nice one. Not what I was expecting 🙂 Well done.
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Sometimes reading something (or doing something) unexpected is so much fun! 🙂
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Yea, I’ve been stepping outside me zone of late as well, so I can relate to that
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Hurray!!! I got your story in my email today. Your husband is a trooper to pose for a picture. Happy Halloween to you!!!
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Hooray indeed. Which one do you think my guy is – the Hunk or the funny monster behind him? 😉
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Wowza Pam! Now there’s a thriller in the making. You had me at the edge of my seat.
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I hope you didn’t fall off your chair, Sue. I love that you enjoyed my flash fiction thriller. So many secrets in an old home (and even in a new one!) xo
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Wonderful story! And a great way to remind me that Halloween is coming and I’ve done nothing in way of prep. 💀
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WHAT? You haven’t bought any candies yet? Get going, girl! We have an assortment waiting in a bowl near the front door. Of course, in the past four years we’ve had exactly 0 Halloween visitors, but one must always be prepared….
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We average around 200 kids here, so buying the candy is a major investment. Also, many times on Halloween Day the stores mark down, so I wait…
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Yikes. We get 0 kids – (our place is out of the way for ghosts and goblins). Thus, sadly, the candy I buy (just in case) is found in the mouths of bigger monsters. ;-0
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You give a mew meaning to the demos I see on HGTV! Sometime today I going to find a way to work As if he is “as clueless as a monkey trying to climb up a giraffe” into the conversation. He ha!
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Hehe indeed. I have NO idea where that expression came from, but “Joe” must have heard it somewhere. I love what my characters teach me. 🙂 Happy Halloweeny my friend.
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Make that “New” please!
(I must be thinking of your new “Mew” book!
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I love your sense of humor, Marian. You make me …. mew. 🙂 (which is halfway between a meow and a purr). ❤
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Any husband who suggests a DIY home remodel as a way of bringing a struggling couple closer together deserves any fate that befalls him.
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🙂 AGREED! 🙂
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I like the way you have handled this story Pam, just hinting at the holes, dropping suggestions and a symbolic title. Brilliant writing!
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I am eating up your comments, Balroop (along with a small piece of Halloween candy.) 🙂 Many thanks. And Happy Halloween. Hoping you have power in your neighborhood. My friends and family in the Bay area are in the dark. ;-(
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We were lucky to be in the safe zone but smoke did reach us. Thanks for thinking about me. Happy Halloween dear Pam.
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So scary. My son and his family are in Marin County and suffering from the smoke also. Stay safe. xo
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Oooh, bodies, murder, a man-eating poodle, and Halloween! Great story, Pam. Is it going to continue?
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I should have you write a synopsis for each of my books, Diana. You are so good at them (“bodies, murder, man-eating poodle and Halloween”). Perfect one-liner for this Halloween tale. Hoping you have a fun Thursday night. Rain expected here, but I know that won’t stop my 3 NE grands. However, in the bay area, they still have no power, and not sure what Thursday will hold….
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We don’t get any trick-or-treaters here, Pam. I would love it, but no one ventures out this far for a candy bar. *Sigh* Wrap those grandies in reflective tape! I hope you have a wonderful, well-lighted, dry-ish Halloween. 🙂
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Wonderful! You held my suspense all of the way through. Happy Hallowe’en!!
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Happy Halloween to you, and may no bones be dug out in your back yard. :-0 🙂
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Very scary, and so is the green hulk.
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Scary is fun…when in stories and in costume. 🙂
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Someone kicked over the ladder and I’m hanging by my fingers here. Hey, Pamela?
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Hang Onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, John! 🙂
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Fingernails.
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🙂
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Had to leave us hanging… Good one, Pam. HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
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I’m that kind of writer, Bette. The kind who likes to “keep ’em guessing.” 🙂 Happy Halloween to you in your gorgeous Maine, where I imagine all the leaves are on the ground now…? We still have some reds and orange, but suddenly the trees are looking rather bare.
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Guessing and begging for more…Kudos! 🙂 Still lots of stragglers hanging on to the branches for dear life… Resurrection day will come and in the meantime, I’ll have time to get caught up on some reading and writing. Hugs! xx
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That’s the attitude, Bette. I run out and try to catch the falling leaves, screaming, Nooooo! and begging them to attach themselves back on. 😉 (just kidding, but you get my drift). But yes, I must accept the next season and see it as an opportunity to hibernate with good books and more writing. ❤
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That was a fun Halloween story.
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Thanks for enjoying my scary Halloween mystery. Hope your Halloween is more on the fun side. 🙂
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Don’t get any ideas, Jerry! 😱
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I have hidden the sledgehammer….. 🙂
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Really fun story, Pam. Well-written, suspenseful and succinct.
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So happy you enjoyed my surprising Halloween suspense, Jet. Hoping Joe and Beth have found no more bones in the backyard, and have added no others. ;-0
Thinking of you and all those in the bay area and Sonoma. Hope you are okay. Scary, scary times.
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{…. and my screams were heard by no one …. }
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Ackkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk! My scream to match your scream. Now we’ve heard each other! 🙂
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Your story is a swell treat for Halloween, Pam!
Well, well, well . . .
Don’t ask, don’t tell . . .
But I pushed the farmer into the well
His body caused the water to swell
Now he’s the farmer in the dell
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OH my! Will never sing Farmer in the dell the same again. LOL!
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Did you make up that ditty? Because it’s good, and it’s harrowing for Halloween. Heigh ho the Derry-O, the farmer in the dell’s well. 🙂
I looked up “The farmer in the Dell” verse and Derry – as a kid I though it was “dariO.” This is what I found out: “The song probably originated in Germany and was brought to America by immigrants. The word “derry” is the anglicization of the Old Irish Gaelic word Daire (in Modern Irish Gaelic Doire) which means oak grove and/or an area densely wooded with oak trees.”
:-0
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I thought: who wrote the note?
And heard: The farmer’s wife.
First she shoved the farmer into the well
And then shoved her confession into the wall.
Happy Halloween!
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🙂 ;-0 xo
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Great captivating story, please do say that there is more to come!
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This story is a one-off, as they say (somewhere). I’ll let the readers use their imagination about what happens next. (I’m just hoping no more (old OR new) bones are buried in that yard…. ;-0
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Ahh! Yes, I have done the same thing. 🙂 using one’s imagination is always fun!
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Oh boy do I have a lot of questions
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As do I, Jacqui, as do I. 🙂
Just recommended your books to a male writing student who wrote a piece of prehistoric flash fiction in my writing class. Hope he buys your books – they are so GREAT.
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That’s a great story!!! Oh, yes, I can’t imagine how many bones are buried in back yards. 🙂
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Literally (sadly) and figuratively (for sure!)!!
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Doesn’t he know that renovations ADD to stress?
Now… um. may I have a ladder please? You have left me hanging again!
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I know, Dale. I hate to say it (so I’ll whisper) but sometimes males can be soooo clueless.
I’m just hoping no new bones show up in that back yard. ;-0
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They sure can.
Oh dear…
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Brilliant, Pam! But, how did he/she die in the yard? Happy Halloween!
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A tale only a bone can tell….. ;-0 Perhaps they better call in a forensic scientist. 🙂 Happy Halloween, wherever you may be.
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Well of all things, something sinister is going on here. I believe the husband had better run for his life at this point. A very nice tail here, Pam and oh so suitable for Halloween. I must say I love your header with all of the pumpkins and ornamental squash/gourds.
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I think that couple better get a professional to come in – for them as well as the house! ;-0 Thanks for noticing my header – took this photo while walking through a small village town near our home. Speaks to diversity in pumpkins, huh? Each one beautiful in it’s own way. 🙂
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Oh my, I looked at my comment and see that I spelled tales as tails. It seems I have too much on my mind and it is all about cats and dogs. “Smile.”
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I thought you did that on purpose, and thought it was quite clever! 🙂 xo
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To my dismay, I am not clever and I wish that I were. But, Pamela,, you are the clever one and so inventive.
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❤
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Wrecking with tools seems to be a thing, lately:) My husband and I have been married almost 41 years and RENOVATING would have been the death of us. Just picking one paint colour for the outside of our house took us a few months.
Coming to the end of your story……..laughter……….then nervous laughter……then goosebumps.
The unfortunate part, truth is stranger than fiction.
Always a great story, Pam!
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Laughing (nervously) with you Erica. Early on in our marriage my guy and I had decided to wallpaper a room together. Then several friends advised us against it – one friend (divorced) said the marriage ended when she and husband at the time wallpapered a bathroom together. ;-0 So, my guy wallpapered our master bedroom. Alone. I stayed out of there the entire time. 🙂
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Thanks for the update, Pam. I will share this with my husband as to how and why I want to continue our “happy marriage.”🙂
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🙂
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A very cool story, Pam. I often wonder why wives get so upset when their husbands work hard. They need to to earn the money. I never mind when Terence goes away or works late.
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I’m with you on this point, Robbie. My guy traveled a lot for many years, and it was understood that this was part of his job (and in fact, I enjoyed the little reprieve – made our get-togethers when he returned that much sweeter). But I worked part time when raising our kids, so we didn’t have the extreme stress that I see couples have now, bringing up children and being expected to be “on call” for work almost constantly.
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Great one, Pam! Hope this scary discovery binds them together again! Have a fun Halloween … I think it is celebrated much more your side of the pond!
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That’s a positive thought, Annika. I hope the thought of someone long ago saying: “I couldn’t take it anymore” helps them open their eyes to each other, be kinder, more understanding, and make a few changes.
But then again, I’m called “Pollyanna.” 🙂
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………hence my name…………..
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BOO! ❤
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Lol, great story Pam. And Happy Halloween to you too! ❤
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I wonder if you have trick or treaters where you are, Debby. We buy the candy, and my guy hopes hopes hope no one will stop by. 🙂
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OMG hilarious because that’s how my husband has always been! Whatever we used to buy to give out he always had to add another bag in case there weren’t left overs for him, lol. We live in a condo now, so we just donate what we want to contribute to the management office and they give out the treats in the lobby to prevent ‘strangers’ from loitering through the building. 🙂
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Umm, come on Debby. Can’t you buy a bag of, say mini-butterfingers or KitKats JUST for your man? 🙂
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LOL I did! Sadly, he doesn’t know how to pace himself and I’m the hag watching him because of his Diabetes! 🙂
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I had a feeling…. good going. You’re a good wife! ❤
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That I am! Tough love. 🙂 xx
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Pamela,
I love the story and fully understand the sentiment! Bwaahaahaa! Happy Halloween! Mona
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Thanks, Mona. Sometimes watching a marriage crumble can be scarier than any horror movie. ;-0 Here’s to happy endings. Maybe? Please?? 🙂
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Of course! Here’s to happy endings! ~ M
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Good one. Have a happy Halloween. My favourite Halloween when my kids were little was when i dressed up as a man in their dad’s suit, added a hat and some facial hair … and my kids didn’t recognize me!
Peta
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Do you have a photo of that, Peta? I bet it’s a classic. I think the best Halloween costumes are originals, made-at-home like yours. I doubt there’s any Halloween trick or treating in Vietnam.
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Well, that was fun. Your husband is a good sport and I guess you two will be o.k. LOL Since my son is doing over a house from the 1700s I’ll tell him to keep his eye open for any old bones that might be in the walls…Happy Halloween Pam.
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My guy and I have been smart and never …. ever… done a re-do together. 🙂 Best of luck to your son and his project!
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Oh goodness! Wonderfully spooky Pam!
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I’m afraid to think what might happen next …. so I’ll leave it up to our imaginations. :-0
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Eek! You totally got me with this one–well done. : )
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Thanks for being “creeped out.” I’ll admit, I was too! 🙂
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Excellent 💜
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🙂 Thank you!
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💜💜💜💜
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Oh my goodness! I wonder if this find helped repair their relationship or not. 😅😳
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I figure it could go that way….or the opposite. ;–0
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