“I’m not sure this is possible,” she says to me in a not altogether nice way. In fact, she’s rather blunt.
“Pleeese?” I plead. “I heard that you’re the best. I wasn’t even sure how to find you. I Googled first, of course, but no answer appeared about how to locate someone with your skills.”
She rolls her large, turquoise eyes.
See what I mean? She has an attitude, which I don’t appreciate. But beggars can’t be choosers, to repeat an old cliché.
I continue, acting as if I can’t tell she’s bored with me and my request. “Then I called my best friend, who laughed at me, as if she thought I was joking. I wasn’t. So I e-mailed my critique group. Not one response, so they’ve either already found their own specialist, or they’re cowering underneath their writing desks, staring blankly at the walls.”
The Specialist titters at this. But I’m not joking, again.
“So how did you find me?” she asks. Finally, I’ve caught her attention. I figure that my answer to this question can make or break me. If she doesn’t like the source, I’m doomed.
I breathe in deeply and peer at the Specialist surreptitiously behind my almost-closed eyes. She’s breathtakingly beautiful with long wavy tresses, rosy cheeks, and a tall lithe body covered in a long silky blue gown trimmed with lace at the sleeves and hem. Not what I expected, but then again, I’ve never met one of these Specialists before.
On the other hand, the expression on her face is more wry than winsome, more cantankerous than curious. Her feet, covered in soft blue leather flats, tap on my office floor, highlighting her impatience.
“Okay, I’ll admit it,” I breathe out. “I sat on the floor, listened to the chimes on my phone’s meditation app, and chanted three times.”
The Specialist stands taller at my confession. In fact, I think she’s now over six feet. “And what,” she whispers, “did you chant?”
My face crimsons. “May the muse cover me with creativity and flowing writing facility.”
“Three times?” the Specialist asks, floating toward me with invisible wings.
I nod.
The Muse places her warm 8-fingered hands over my scalp, and I flush with inspiring imagination.
Now we all know! Thanks.
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Well the good news, Darlene, is that you don’t need her magic at all. You do great on your own!
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OK I’ll try that, though my Muse sometimes has only 3 fingers, and no thumbs. So she can never give me the thumbs up – what’s a gal to do?
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That is a very clever reply, Susan. It’s kind of not great to have a muse without a thumb. But I give you two thumbs up!👍 👍
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Always tell the truth when they ask like this. They’re just waiting for truth. The boredom comes from having heard the same old answers too many times. Good morning!
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It sounds like you have had experience with my muse, Kathy! I am not at all surprised. In fact, even from this far distance I think I can hear your chimes playing. 🙃
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This wouldn’t be a WP Happiness Engineer would it?
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Haha. Perhaps they’re the same thing?!
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🙂
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Hey, whatever works! 😀
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And isn’t it interesting how each person’s muse is a bit different, Merril. I wonder what yours looks like. My guess is it looks like a 🐈 cat.
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Hahaha. I have no idea.
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Desperate times call for desperate measure!
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And oh Jill, we both know what desperate writing times feels like. You are free to borrow my muse whenever needed. But fair warning – she’s not easy. 🙄
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Great vignette, Pam!
Off to try the chant now…
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Let me know if the chant works, Amy. To be honest, with the way you’re publishing your great books, I don’t think you need my muse. XO
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❤
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I love your muse!!! Mine is on long term vacation so maybe I’ll take your advice and head off to meditate and chant. I can see she was very helpful. 😉 Thanks.
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Once she gets to work, she really knows her stuff. I hope you are at least enjoying the chanting. And remember, you need to say it three times! 😁😆😃
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Pam, I am in great awe of writers, especially writers of books. The work ethic, persistence, thousands of hours and yes, the much revered, elusive Muse. Slightly creepy with “her warm 8-fingered hands.”😊
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Shhhh – don’t let her hear you call her creepy. I’ve heard that she can be quite spiteful and is rather sensitive. I think this mighty muse would suggest that perhaps with more fingers we’d be able to write even more. 🤔🤩👍
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I must call up my muse!
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Let me know if my muse shows up to give you a hand, Barbara. She is known to be quite flighty though, just a heads up. 😏
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I’ve been warned!
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🙂
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A beautiful image. Thank you.
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This mighty muse is rather beautiful, isn’t she? I was so surprised when she showed up in this form. Thanks for enjoying, Arlene. 💙
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The muse was excellent, Pam and loved the story. It was so good.
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Glad you enjoyed me and my muse. She’s a handful for sure. 🥴
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Yes for sure 👍👍👍👍
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Clearly Pam, you have no need for a specialist or muse recovery program! I loved the muse mayhem posts we did a few years back. It must be the 8 fingers that did the trick. 😜
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I think my muse story was inspired by that time way back on Diana‘s post. I was shocked though at the form of my muse. I was expecting an owl. 🦉
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I remember Diana and several others joined in the muse mayhem. It was a riot!
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My muse is ever elusive and not as palpable as yours. S/he lurks on the nature trail, the bath tub, the kitchen counter. I never know where I’ll find this powerful creature.
And she usually doesn’t appear dressed as beautifully as you describe. Lovely, Pam! oxo
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It is very telling here, Marian, that your muse LURKS. It’s a perfect verbal description of how the Muse likes to stay hidden but let’s us know she/he is still present. I had to laugh that yours can even be found in the bathtub … 🤭😃
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Awww…. That is so sweet!
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Well, sometimes my muse is sweet but sometimes she is quite critical. 🤨
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As long as it’s constructive….
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I love the comment about the “muse recovery story!” Terrific writing, with vivid imagery…
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I wonder what your muse looks like, John. Or has he/she shown his face to you yet? It’s quite a shock when the muse becomes visible. 😳
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Indeed! I haven’t seen one yet!
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That was fun! You clearly don’t have much need for a muse right now! Very creative and filled with lots of images.
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My muse toys with me like a puppy with a rattle. Some days are good, and some days I’m just plain rattled. 😛 Thanks, Patricia.
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This sounds like it might work, Pamela. Thanks.
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John – you have no need for a muse. Or, you and your muse have merged. 👍💕
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Thank you, Pam
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Love it. We all do what we do to manifest creativity. So why not this?
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Oh I like that term-manifesting creativity. That is exactly what we do, and sometimes we just need that extra push from our Muse. 💙
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Ah, those muses are so entrancing, aren’t they? And occasionally full of themselves. I’m glad you conjured up your specialist! Lol. Does that mean you’re writing?? I just ordered Molly, but I’m waiting for whatever your muse conjures up (something for grown-ups?). Whatever it is, I’m certain it will be wonderful!
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Since reading several times about your muse, Diana, I’ve been trying and trying to find mine or at least have her become visible to me. I really thought she’d be an owl or a fluffy dog. I was greatly mistaken! She is pushing me along and I am coming along with my anthology of flash but so many interruptions, and so little time. Ouch! I think my muse just pinched me. 🥴
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Ha ha ha. I’m glad your muse is pushing you! Isn’t it funny when they show up? We might think we’re making them up, but not true! They are the manifestations of exactly what we need. My grandie and I read Molly today. 🙂 So fun. And Happy Writing!!!!!
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I am delighted and suffused with gratitude that you and your Grandie spent some time with my Molly as she searched for her 😻 purr.
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❤ Now I'm waiting for your flash anthology. 🙂
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I think I’d better try that chant myself. Lots stored in my head but getting it on paper has been a problem…Maybe I need a personal muse.
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I highly recommend your own personal muse, Cheryl. The muse may be annoying but she certainly can help you get the words out. 😁
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I need to call upon my muse and see what she has in store for me. Gerlinde
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Try my chant, Gerlinde. But remember to repeat it three times. I think you will have a great time with her! 🙃💙
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Okay, ”WP,” you now have me worried. You must have breathed in a hideous essence she ‘splashed on’… Sorry, I call’em the way I see’em! Check out the new ‘Muse Directory’! You’re still my ‘WP’!
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I would love to check out your Muse directory. Do you have a special Muse also? I have no doubt seeing how prolific your writing is, Billy Ray. 💙 We are Warriors – hear us write!
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Sneaky! She did all that so you could/would write about her! 🙂 Happy weekend, Pam!
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Oh my gosh – I think you are right Liesbet. I didn’t figure that out until I read your comment. Sneaky little devil, isn’t she? 🤭😃💙
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I believe it, specially the last part. I mean look at your writing!
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She is quite something, for sure! I’d let you borrow my muse but she’s busy helping some other writing soul who lives in Hawaii. I’m thinking I might have to fly out.. Ha ha ha ha 💙💖
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Absolutely brilliant — as usual!
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Aww, i’d like to take the compliment but I guess I need to give it all to my muse. But thanks Donna! 💕
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Your beautiful muse makes me want to go shopping and then sit down and sketch a tall, lithe model with long wavy hair. Then I’ll take out the water colors and paint her silky dress sky blue with a hint of turquoise. I’m so tired of sweats and T-shirts.
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Thank you for the smile and the pat on the back. I know! I thought my muse would end up being an owl or a shaggy dog, but instead I get this good looking (albeit grumpy) woman! 🤭💙
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Wait. What? It’s that easy?!
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1 2 3 abracadabra and there she is. Good luck! 🍀👍
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I love your muse and your descriptive interaction.
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Thanks! My muse is a handful but then again so are my stories. 🤩
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Love this, personifying this impersonal ‘muse’ that writers seek and yearn for. You must have her on a retainer Pam, specialty in flash fiction.
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I tried to offer a retainer, Roy, but she says I have to apply for her services each time! 🙃💖
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Wondering about the 8-fingered hands, but they did the trick! Love this story, Pam. ♡
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I suppose the more the fingers the more the magic! 🤩
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Haha! Fingers crossed (all 8 of them)!
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🤞🤞 🤞 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞
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I love this:) I always suspected there was a special chant!
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It took a lot of practice on my part to get it just right. You are welcome to try it also. 💜
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What a great idea, Pam. Please send the specialist my way.
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She tells me she’s booked, Robbie. 😯Turns out since this post she’s been hearing chants for her throughout the world. 😏
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-grin- So that’s where…ahem. Great story. 😀
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Sometimes I think I reveal too many of my secrets. XO
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No, no…not at all. Keep ’em coming. 😀
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Wow–an 8-fingered Muse. . .is she bribe-able with dark chocolates and mini-donuts or do I have to chant 3 times?
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To be safe, I’d try both at the same time. The bribe AND the chant. 😏
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Okey-dokey 🙂
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Once again you conjure the muse and she’s beautiful and talented too! I want that relaxation app you’re using!
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Haha. Sometimes it works and sometimes the relaxation app gets my mind a whirling. Particularly when the muse appears. 😯💕
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Now THAT’S the kind of magic I’d love to tap into!
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Try the chant, Elizabeth. I’ll say a good word for you! 😛💖
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This is really beautiful. Sure you don’t need her to write this good but maybe I do. Do I chant three times too? Beautiful work
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I was told emphatically that the chant has to happen three times. Good luck! And thank you so much for your lovely comment.
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I will surely try it and get back to you. You’re welcome too
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That is so sweeet!! 🙂
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Thanks. And my muse thanks you too. 🙂
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You look cute
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Amazing
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Thank you!
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Awesome one there,dear.
Thanks.
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I think I need to try that! 🙂
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She’s fun, if a bit grouchy. 😊
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Wow, that’s beautiful.
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I thank you. And so does my Muse.
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You are welcome.
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Check my blog if you guys like reading short stories ♥️
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I’m glad you’ve been visited by your muse in all her eccentric glory 🙂
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“Eccentric glory” – my Muse approves of your characterization and says she’d love to meet your Muse sometime. Me? I’d love to meet YOU sometime! 🙂
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Now that would be interesting 🙂
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Reblogged this on Myths of the Mirror and commented:
Pam wrote about her muse “The Specialist” back in October, and in case you missed it, it’s worth the read. I’m delighted to share it. Enjoy!
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Ahhhh, now THAT’s a muse!!
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I’ll admit, I more than like her, particularly when she places those fingers on my head… 🙂
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So much fun listening in… May have to start meditating. 😍Happy Writing!
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Ommmm. Write on!!
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Can’t meditate all too well with a beautiful woman in front of me; let alone ask for creativity. My man defiantly has priorities.
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😅 I understand!
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And she has style, as well! I think I need to take up chanting 🙂
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Thanks to my muse, I am a firm believer in chanting! 😇🙃
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Oh! How come I had missed this! Thanks to Diana for refreshing it. I love those fingers Pam, they seem magical. Now I know what is called attitude!
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“Attitude in spades!”♠️ 🤗
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A lovely post as always, Pam. I’m glad your muse decided to play the game. Mine wants to work all the time and I want a Christmas holiday.
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I know, work work work and no play equals a grumpy writer. I just gave my muse a huge candy cane. Try it – it sweetens them up and they’re so busy licking they stop demanding. 😉
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Haha, I’m giving mine a gingerbread and chocolate village, Pam.
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I loved it! ❤️🙏
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