I moved in with a man I’d known for 11 months with my two children, ages 2 and 4.
He was a confirmed bachelor.
I was a newly divorced, single mom vowing to never live with a man again.
And yet, here we were, in a new state across the country from where we met, starting a new life together, knowing no one.
And what was scariest of all was that three weeks after we moved in together, my new man’s best friend, Bob, decided to fly from the East Coast for a visit. I had no doubt that Bob wanted, no needed, to see why his single sane engineer friend had suddenly lost his mind. Bob was a bachelor himself and had no intention of “settling down.”
On the day Bob arrived, I dressed both children in adorable, clean clothes, and they played perfectly with Bob for about 30 minutes until I could tell that was the limit for “Uncle Bob.”
I sent the kids upstairs to play while we three adults sat like, well, adults, drinking coffee and chatting in the living room.
“Mom!” my sweet 4-year-old daughter shouted from upstairs.
“In a while, sweetie,” I responded.
“MOM!” she repeated, louder and with a note of panic in her voice. She was my calm child, usually placid and shy.
I jumped up and noted with a bright smile, “I’ll be right back!” and raced up the stairs.
My 2¼-year old son, almost potty-trained, had not only pooped in his diaper, but had taken said diaper off and then finger painted his brown creation on the hallway walls.
“Everything okay up there?” my new man asked, calling from the bottom of the stairs.
“Oh, everything is fine,” I shouted with fake merriment. “You and Bob just relax. I’ll be down in a second.”
Thirty-nine years later, my “new man” still doesn’t know what happened in the upstairs hallway.
He knows now!
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And had a good laugh about it. I figured about time to let the secret out. 🤓
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OMG! A good one. I moved in with a man along with two kids and a dog. He wasn’t a confirmed bachelor but was 5 years younger than me. I’m sure he often wondered what he got himself into. (there are things he doesn’t know about either!) 46 years later and we’re still good.
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In some cases secrets are not a bad thing. Your 46 years are proof of that! I love how our stories are similar in so many ways Darlene. 💖
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Wonderful
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Thanks. I’ve got to laugh – who knows WHAT I might be writing about next? 😛
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hahaha
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Not funny at the time, but years later, I began to laugh about it all. However, I’ve never shared this story with my son. Perhaps time now that he’s raising three boys.
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I guess he might find out soon. 😉 Great story, Pam!
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He got a chuckle this morning. Even more fun, Bob reads my blog posts! 😏
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I’m glad he enjoyed it! 😊
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I bet he knew, but still loved you and your children anyway.❤️
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There had to be a lot of love there, because raising kids is messy! We survived 😉
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I wasn’t sure where this one was going, so the ending made me laugh. 🙂 Let me guess – he doesn’t read this blog. Have a good weekend!
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Actually, my husband, does read my blog posts, so the secret is now out! Thanks so much for reading and smiling. ☺️
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😁❤️
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Fun to write about now. Not that much fun at the time. 😏
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It happens and usually at the most inopportune times!
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Ain’t it the truth! 😝
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That is so funny! Yes, all you need is love.
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Can’t imagine how difficult those days would’ve been without love. But love is messy too. And well worth it! 😍
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Yes!
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LOL I love it!
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Who knew relating poopy stories from the past could be so much fun? 🤓
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I bet you weren’t laughing much at the time.
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Not one bit. The emotion is called “panic.” 🙂 🙂
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It still makes me smile just thinking about it.
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☺️☺️☺️💙
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Sweet story, Pam. How is Jerry doing? and you?
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All good! Happy 1 of December!
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I got a little twitchy when I read these words: “MOM!” she repeated, louder and with a note of panic in her voice,” knowing there was trouble ahead. The ending was unexpected. . . and so sweet!
Now I wonder does Hubby know?
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Even as young moms, we should understand the panic notes in our children’s voices. 😚
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Oh, and yes, now the secret is out! Big chuckles.
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Oh, and congratulations on the 39 years!
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Ha, ha, ha. I guess Bob doesn’t know either.
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Bob did not know all these years and we have remained friends during all of them. But he reads my blog posts, so he knows now! 🤓
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Something coming out the end, ends up with a happy ending! What a sweet story!
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Ha ha. That’s a really good pun. Thanks so much for enjoying. 🩵
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Great story , Pamela. Even if he knew it doesn’t sound like it would have been a problem.
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No, it wouldn’t have been a problem. As he kept reminding me, he grew up with six siblings! But I wanted to keep the ‘romance’ in the relationship going a bit longer. Brown artwork on the walls is the opposite of romantic. :–
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I can certainly see that.
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LOL. Oh, yes. poop-painting is a thing, apparently. I recall a similar, if less awkward, surprise. I hope you tell your man now. I think that after 39 years, it’s probably safe. ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤
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He chuckled, but still puzzled why I kept it a secret. He grew up with six siblings, he reminds me. But I remind him that when I met him, he was determined to stay single (probably for that reason). 🙂
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Lol. A great love story.
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Wonderful story!!! I really enjoyed this one. I have two grandsons at those ages now…They are little such a short while, but oh, the stories we can tell! I especially liked that you had them all dressed -up in adorable clothes!!! Isn’t it always the way? My two granddaughters and my two grandsons were in a wedding this past summer. My son said, “Better take a picture…they can’t stay in these outfits long!” (This is especially true when the kids are eating cake.) 🙂
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Those cute little outfits last about a month before they outgrow them. Then it’s in the Goodwill bag for another parent to enjoy on their children. Bet your grandkids were adorable in that wedding!
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Haha, he may find out after this post. So cute. Mine never did anything like this but we did have some heart stopping moments.
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“Heart stopping moments” is a good way of describing parenting little ones, hey? 🙂
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Absolutely 😊💕
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Too funny! Now that you look back on it, I am sure you weren’t laughing at the time. Happy 39th anniversary!! ❤
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Not laughing at the time, more like panicking. But as a writer, even back then, my second brain was thinking “this could be a funny story sometime…” 🙂
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I think the secret is now out Pam… 🙂 Wonderful story and Congratulations on your fabulous 39 years of keeping a secret! 🙂 lol xxx 💖
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One secret down, perhaps a few more up my sleeve. Hahaha. 🙂
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Haha…. I am sure… 🙂 lol… Sending Love and Hugs xx
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Of course this is a story about a friend, not true confession?
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Oh, believe me, this is true, true confession. The secret is out of the bag. About time. 🙂
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Well done, Pam! I love what you write. Hugs.
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Hi Teagan!! Thanks so much for stopping by. I love your posts and will swing over soon.
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Haha! We all have a few of those secrets. “Uncle Bob, let me show you the kids’ latest artwork.” That’s one way to send the confirmed bachelor on his way.
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Haha. If I was unkind (or didn’t want to keep up that friendship), I could have shown off the artwork. As it is, the secret was safe and Bob married not long after – my guy and I attended his wedding, and we still see Bob and his wife often. See? Secrets aren’t a bad thing at times. 🙂
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Ah, thanks for the conclusion. Glad to hear things worked out for Bob too.
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Yikes! I shudder to think . . .
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🙂 We do what we gotta do. 🙂
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True. I had some scatalogical adventures when my daughter was very little, too. 🙂
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What a great word – scatological! 👍 👍👏💙
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I’m rather fond of it myself. 😉
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What a good story! Does your husband read your blog? Did Uncle Bob ever get married?
My first daughter did the writing on the wall thing from her crib when we were staying over at my mom’s house.
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My husband read this post yesterday and chuckled. “Why’d you keep it a secret?” he asked. At the time, it seemed wise. Yes, Bob reads my posts on LinkedIn. He married two years after we did, and my guy and I see Bob and his wife often. ❤
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Pam, thanks for giving us a glimpse into your life. How well I remember those potty training days. One of my sons used the wall behind the crib to share his “artwork”. If you get a chance this weekend, why not join in my recipe exchange?🎄
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Haha. Oh those boys! I’ll see if I can join the exchange. THANKS. xo
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I am always eager to read your posts, especially your fictitious stories, Pam and was surprised to read that this was a memoir more than fiction. Thanks for sharing your secret. 🙂 It brought a warm smile to my heart.
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I’m afraid this was totally nonfiction, Carol – it happened just as I reported it here. But even at the time I thought, “in a few years, I’ll think this is funny.” 😏
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This made me smile and remember some of the things mine did as toddlers.
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Of course, when they were toddlers, we were grimacing more than smiling probably. But it makes for a funny story once they are grown up! 🤓
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LOL! The things we have to clean due to our gross children..LOL
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And they don’t even appreciate all the dirty work we do for them! 😏
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Right!!!
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Oh my goodness! What a great share. I was going to say he’s a keeper (duh) but he didn’t even know (till now, of course)! I love when you share these stories, Pam 🙂
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Thanks Dale. I never know when my little brain will spark some memory that makes me say – “oh my blogger friends will enjoy this.” Thank you for enjoying!
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I love that it does and you go with it. Because so far, we love all your stories!
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That’s hilarious, Pam! And good thing you revealed the truth now – it’s best to hit 40 years knowing all the dirty laundry is out there. 🙂
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Wellllll, who said anything about ALL the dirty laundry being out? Haha. Maybe by the 50th anniversary? 😛
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Now I’m laughing even harder. Right!
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What a way for your “new man” to find out! Lol 😉 Great story!
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Well, my new man did marry a writer, so he was forewarned! Secrets would unfold in stories untold. 😊
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This is a fabulous story, Pam – and an even more fabulous man.
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Oh, thank you Donna. I think going back and seeing what we’ve all gone through as couples is a great way to appreciate each other even more. 😊
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Life makes a pretty interesting story.
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Life is fascinating and hilarious and mind-boggling, for sure. Best to write about it all. 🩵
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What a great story! And now he knows, and it must have given him a good laugh.
That would happen to me.
Have a great week! Thanks for the smile, as always. ❤
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Oh Amy, it happens to the best mothers, doesn’t it? 😉
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-grin- your ‘new’ man is a real keeper. 🙂
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So far, so good! We’ve even made it through six grandchildren’s diapers. 😛
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-giggles- now /that/ is a milestone. 😀
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Pam,
Nothing like kids to test the waters! That’s too funny! Glad your daughter alerted you before the men saw it first. Even so, your husband sounds wonderful! Mona
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It was fun watching him read this for the first time after I posted the story. It would not have made a difference at the time, but for me, I wanted to try to keep the dirty messes under the rug for a while, let’s say. 😏
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Ha! Sometimes, it’s best just to clean up the mess and not say anything….. But obviously, this relationship was meant to last!
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I like the way you think, Ann. It’s not really a secret. It’s just a subject that doesn’t come up at the time. 🤔😛
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Pam,
Just read your blog early this morning!!! Isn’t it fun to just look back on events in our lives and laugh!! Jeffrey had twin girls in his 3 year old nursery school. The twins mother said she had to put the girls in Dr. Dentins but she zipped them up in the back because they did the same thing with their poop. That didn’t stop them… they unzipped each other’s pajamas. Have a great day!!! Miss you!!
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Yikes! Poopy problems times two 😱
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Lolol Pam. I love the story. And the cat’s out of the bag now! And good on you for giving second chances.<3
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Hi Pam! I left a comment a few minutes ago but WP bumped me off and I’m not sure what happened to the comment! This is quite a story and I’m sure if it comes out what happened, that everything will be okay 😉 🧡🧡🧡
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Fantastic story, Pam. And a real one too. Also funny how you kept this story hidden for so long. And reading your comments, amazing both your husband and Bob read your blog! Maybe you have more of these stories to tell 😄 Hope you are doing well ❤
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Hi Mabel. Oh yessss, I have more secrets hidden in my closet. They’re fun to release them a little at a time. Nothing bad, just crinch-worthy at the time. 🙂 Happy December to you! ❤
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That story tickled me to no end. I got so tickled, I forgot to leave a comment. At that age, my son could be equally unpredictable even though he was normally well behaved. They seem to pick the most inappropriate moments to act out. You found a real keeper. I’d bet if you had shared the story after Bob left, he would have had a good laugh with you.
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Oh, I’m sure you’re right, Marlene. My guess is that by the time Bob left, I was putting out another ‘fire.’ My toddler son never stopped, and usually was going 55 mph on his tiny feet. 🙂 He’s kind of the same now, only on a bike or a snowboard. Thanks for enjoying my “potty” story. 🙂 🙂
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This is romantic
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Yes, it is. True romance. Thanks so much!
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Well, he does now! Maybe he did know … sometimes men surprise us and stay quiet about stuff. What a sweet beginning.
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This, I confirm, is a universal phenomenon then.
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🙂
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Haha. Now that’s a true horror story — at least for the person cleaning it up. Hugs.
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Great story. this sounds too true to be made up, Pam. We had a neighbor that used to lock her kids in the bedroom and the one figner painted with his poop.. I think that was the last time she locked them in after that. 😹
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I promise this story is 100% true and real. Locking a child up in his room kind of asks for a poopy response. :-0 My son (now 43) was an artist until he turned 15, then decided a finance career would be more profitable. 🙂
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