Cleansing and Mark Twain

cheese steak sub, cleansing, dietYes, I’m going on a cleansing diet, she says.

 

I ask, what’s a cleansing diet, which is a stupid question and a horrible way to get stuck in a conversation about eating hardly a thing worthwhile and torturing your body into feeling that it’s pure and clean and never again accepting a cheese steak sub or a chocolate martini.

 

Does that sound healthy to you?martini, chocolate martini, cleansing diet

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