I call him, sucking in my breath and biting my tongue so I won’t cry.
He hates emotion.
But he loves me. I know that. As long as I don’t cry.
“Hay lo,” my brother the accountant answers. It’s noon; he’s inundated with reams of forms and numbers and stress; yet he answers my phone call.
A good sign.
“I’m sorry,” I begin, “that it’s taken all of these years for you to now realize that your sister is a dumb shit.”
Without missing a beat, brother Charlie responds, “Oh no, don’t worry. I’ve known that for years.”
I burst out laughing.
He doesn’t.
That’s my wry, dry brother. Then he says, “Relax, you’re normal.”
“As if that’s a good thing!” I exclaim. “There are a lot of normal dumb shits out there.”
“True,” he agrees. Takes a breath and then continues, “Listen, figuring out the income tax is hard for mostly everyone. And I get that your accountant-for-30-years has retired suddenly, and you feel like you’re on your own. Relax. We’ll get this done.”
Do you have a sibling you celebrate today, and every day?
what a wonderful brother –
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And I’ve known what a lucky sister I am for many years. ❤
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A fine tribute. I am the older brother. I celebrate the three who are left
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I have no doubt that you are an excellent “older brother,” Derrick.
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Thank you very much, Pamela
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I agree with Beth. Such a great brother who knows exactly what you need
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Haha. My brother believes in “tough love,” or should I say, “tough income tax love.” But he’s always, always there for me. Thanks, Brenda.
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How brilliant!
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Thanks, Sue. Sibling love – where we support each other in our own ways but always with love – IS brilliant. ❤
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Yes!
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A lovely tribute to your brother, Pam.
And wonderful that he could step in to help you with your taxes.
I celebrate my younger sister and my sister-niece.
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My brother “steps in,” in so many ways. Here’s to your younger sister and “sister-niece.” Isn’t that nice (niece)? My sis-in-law is a sister also; actually several of them are – including my brother’s wife, and my guy’s sisters. “We are family.”
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GREAT brother.
I have my sister, she is very clever with money. Without her I would be lost.
Wishing you a wonderful weekend
The Fab Four of Cley
🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
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Yay to siblings – brother or sister – who are “clever with money.” They save us creatives in so many ways. 🙂
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indeed!
Wishing you a wonderful weekend
The Fab Four of Cley
🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
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I’m glad you can count on your brother. I don’t have one like that!!! But I have a sister and she’s wonderful!!! Sisterly love!!!
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I know how special your relationship is with your sister, Karen. Count your lucky stars (as the saying goes…) ❤
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I’m so glad you have a brother like that — and he’s lucky to have a sister like you!
I’m fortunate to be the oldest of five — three wonderful brothers and kindred-soul sister.
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A “kindred-soul sister,” What a great honor, to be called one and to have one (or several, I bet). I have no biological sister, but my sis-in-laws are pure “sisters” to me. ❤
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I’m thankful for my three siblings all the time, and thankful that you have such a great brother you can turn to at tax time and all the other times. ❤
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My brother can be “taxing” at times (just kidding, but we do kid a lot with each other). Aren’t you lucky to have great three wonderful siblings?! And letting them know how grateful we are from time to time is important. I really like the sister-brother bond in your cozy series. Meaningful.
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Thank you! I have tried to give Lilly and Bill a typical adult sibling relationship, or at least my version of one. Kidding is essential to a sibling relationship!
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That’s so true! And as an author, you use that need-for-humor wisdom with Lilly and Bill. xo
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A handy brother! Handy comes in many ways. I’m glad he will help you with the taxes this year. I would have no idea how to do this. Mark takes care of our tax filing – and his mom’s as well. He does use a program for it, though. Luckily, our situation is straightforward. He’s done with both jobs already. 🙂
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Mark! You’re a genius! (And you are very lucky, Liesbet.) xo
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Thanks Pam for the fun story.
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I’m glad my post came out “fun”; believe me, there was some crying on my end before my brother saved (my) day. 🙂 Thanks, Bernadette.
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Hi Pam, I am sure your brother was happy to help. Income tax returns are so stressful, aren’t they? I like the new picture.
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Thanks!! Glasses are “in.” 🤓
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What a sweet share! Thank you, Pam. 😊
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This post is probably waaaaayyy too sweet for my brother, but after tax season, I’m still going to print it out and send it to him. 🙂 Thanks, Gwen.
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I love this, Pam! I had a sibling post in the line-up for today, too — your brother sounds like a terrific guy! 😉
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We were on the same “track,” Victoria, and I LOVE your sibling post. Ahhh, how lucky are we? ❤
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Yes, yes…lucky indeed…and your post made my day…along with your sweet comments on my post. You are too kind! Big smiles to you, Pam! 😘
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I appreciated reading this post this morning, Pam. I woke up early, worrying about a sibling going through some health challenges. I urge anyone on the outs with a sibling (not my situation) to see the bigger picture and try to mend their fences. Whenever our siblings need us, it’s time to circle the wagons.
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Prayers and thoughts of healing are going out from me to you and your brother, Pete. And yes, I hear of siblings who don’t speak to each other, and certainly don’t appreciate each other, and it’s sad. We are so different – my brother and I – as are most siblings. But we are FAMILY and grew up together in the same household with wonderful (most of the time) memories of our parents and our life in southern NJ. I told my parents on several occasions, when they were alive, that they did a GREAT job raising a son.
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Ug tax time. Glad you have a brother who loves you. Me I have turbo tax and can do my easy taxes in about 15 minutes. Even when my taxes were more complicated, when I ran a home business, the program made it fairly. If not, I would have been wishing for a brother like yours.
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I don’t “do” numbers, so the forms I’m supposed to fill out look like gibberish to me. And in fact, I think they probably ARE gibberish but they keep accountants in business (don’t tell my brother I said that). 🙂 Yes, my brother is a keeper for SO many reasons. Many thanks for reading. ❤
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I do, Pam! My slightly younger brother is my hero in so many ways. The nicest guy ever. You and I have a lot in common in that respect. Not only that… but I’m doing my taxes today. UGH. Thanks for starting my day with a warm smile. Hugs.
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I sympathize with you as you struggle with the dreaded TAX FORMS which make NO SENSE in the world of a creative. My brother is “slightly younger” as well (18 months) but about ten years ago I began calling him my “older brother,” and I’m sticking to that. 🙂
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18 months between my brother and me too. I worked on taxes yesterday, Pam, and will finish them today (sigh). And I’ll make mistakes like I always do, and the tax folks will send me letters telling me to pay more (and sometimes less). We do this dance every year. 🙂
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I prefer a rocknroll dance to the tax dance. And I still haven’t gotten the steps right in the latter! :-0
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Me neither, but I know they’ll get back to me with corrections. Lol. 😀
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Reason #1. I am waiting for the next 99. BTW, I’m sad it doesn’t fit my brother!
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Awww, if I could I’d lend you my brother, but he’s totally booked up now with my scritch scratching of numbers that he can’t decipher. :-0 xo
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Hehee
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Lovely tribute Pam. Yay for brothers and brotherly love. Mine has been stepping up with help for my aging mother. We’re lucky to have brothers that care and help. I’d like more laughing! 😋
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My brother makes me laugh out loud, and so many times he makes a comment with such a deadpan expression. I don’t know how he does it. I love him to bits (and right now, my bits $$ are getting smaller as he figures out my taxes). ;-( Three cheers to your brother, helping out with your mom. ❤
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Thanks Pam. Love and laughter is a great combo!
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Sibling love is a beautiful thing!
I have no brothers but I do have two sisters I love and adore. How wonderful you have someone to help you during tax time. I used to do my own and then when Mick started his own company, things got complicated so we switched to an accountant. I still go see him to this day…
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Fair warning, though. My guy and I used the same accountant for over 30 years – great person and he did a great job. But suddenly – he was done being an accountant, and we were awash in panic. My brother is stepping in and stepping up. Thank the lord.
And hugs to your sisters – I’ve seen photos of you three on FB – beautiful.
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Oh, I hear you, Pam. Hopefully, Raffi doesn’t retire early (he’s younger than me, so…) And, I think that once he does, I’ll be in a position to do my own again, if needs be. Or ask my sister’s friend who does them on the side! Or my other friend who also does them 😉
And thank you. You are so lovely to say.
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xo
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Touching! I have enjoyed friends that have been substitute siblings and cousins, but sadly they became angels way too soon. Laughing with your brother brought tears of joy this morning. Enjoy! Nothing we can do about death and taxes!
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I’m glad the dialogue between my brother and me brought some joy, Jeanette. Seriously, I was crying tears of frustration until he called and the conversation was exactly as above. I’m a lucky sister. It is sad when our siblings (substitute or biological) leave us too soon. As you say, death and taxes are inevitable. I suppose tears are not, if we feel the joy and (in my case) have a great brother. xo
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A wonderful brother for sure.
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Thanks, John. He is indeed. But he doesn’t read my blog, so I think I’ll send him this post AFTER tax season ends. 🙂
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No use distracting him.
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Plus, by April 1, he’s in a rather foul mood. :-0 🙂
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Love to see him on the 16th
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🙂
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How wonderful to have a supportive brother who’s got your back. The sweet little dialogue between you two made me smile.
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Haha. It is a “sweet” conversation even with a few naughty words here and there. My brother and I know how to use some humor to keep us both going in this sometimes cold, cruel world. 🙂 Thanks so much for your comment, Lisa.
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A beautiful tribute…and a great reminder to call our sibblings just because!
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YES, Donna. May we never take our siblings for granted! ❤
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A great brother! Xo
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The best, Denise, and he has been from the day he was born (and I was the sometimes “naughty” 18-month older sister who got us both in trouble. He’s forgiven me, thank goodness. 🙂
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What a delightful post that has me connecting with the highs and lows of having a sibling yet not wanting it any other way! ❤
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You said it wonderfully, Layla. My brother can give me a “bad” time sometimes (in his kidding way) but he is always there for me – no matter what.
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Oh, to have an accountant in the family! I bet he gets lots of love, especially at this time of year.
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Haha. From the beginning when my brother began his own accounting firm, he vowed to not do the taxes of family members (other than his kids). Smart man, and I understood – but must needs, and all that. He stepped in. And (I whisper) I will never let him step out of doing my taxes everymore. 🙂
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Oh, the poor guy. Now he’s done it. Hahaha. Lucky you.
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I’m glad you have your brother. I’m an only child so no siblings for me.
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I think as a child I took my brother for granted. Never more!! xo
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This piece really hit a chord. Your brother sounds like mine and I DO love mine as well.
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Well, we are lucky, lucky sisters. ❤
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Oh, you are soooo blessed. Not just to have a loving brother, but an accountant!!! I would love one of those for a brother ;).
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Haha. I stayed clear of “using” my brother as our accountant for years. Mixing family and work and money can be trouble. But in this case, I’m glad he was willing to mix it up! 🙂
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Everyone needs a wry, dry brother like your Charlie. I visited my sister Jan today. I have another sister too. Neither of my sisters would be up to doing our income taxes, especially a complex one like our return, which (as you know) caused fireworks in my second memoir. Yay for you, Pam! 😀
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Yes, I love how honest you are in your newest memoir. Doing taxes with a partner is like trying to wallpaper a small bathroom together. I’ve heard that last task has led to many divorces, or at least months of silence. ;-0
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What a choice line: “Doing taxes with a partner is like trying to wallpaper a small bathroom together.” Too bad I can’t steal it to use in my fresh-off-the-press memoir. Wow, Pam!
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Hey, use it for your NEXT memoir!! 🙂 xo
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Sadly, I am grieving the loss of my little brother five years ago. I celebrate him in my fiction and poetry–and in my heart, of course.
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Liz, your brother IS always in your heart, and a beautiful way that you celebrate him is through your writing. You show his soul. Beautiful.
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Thank you for your kind words, Pam.
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❤
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My brother is sweet and I love him but he would never do my taxes. He would find someone to do it for me.
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Haha. My brother would say that YOUR brother is smarter than he is. Three cheers to good brothers like ours, Gerlinde. ❤
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Aww! Love your story and hearing about your brother.
I celebrate my sister’s, Love them dearly. ❤
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To our dear siblings – may we give them as much love and care as they give us. ❤
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What a great tribute and a wonderful brother, Pam. I celebrate my two sisters all the time; they have been just as wonderful and helpful. And I think they’re celebrating me today since it’s my birthday. (smile) Have a great day! ❤️
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Lauren – HAPPY BIRTHDAY a few days late. Sorry, I was covered in tax forms and numbers that my brother asked me to decipher. ;–0 I bet your siblings celebrate you every day – ’cause you’re a sweet sister for sure. ❤
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💓 for you Pam and 💓for your lovely brother. xX
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Love makes the world go round, and sibling love makes that world a sweet spin. 🙂 Thanks, Jane. ❤
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There are four of us ~ Boy, Girl, Boy, Girl. I’m #2 and my younger brother (#3) is celebrating a birthday today! Yay!
Since he’s in Colorado and I’m in Florida, we see each other more often on ZOOM than face-to-face. But, hey. It’s OK . . . we’re all still “above ground.”
And some of us even have our taxes done. 😀
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Happy Birthday to Brother #3 (sorry I’m late – still doing taxes – that last line of yours hit me to the core 🙂 ). Your brother shares the same birthday as Baydreamer Lauren Scott (above). He misses being a Pisces (that’s me) by five days – but an Aries is a GREAT sign: “An Aries born on March 25 is naturally shy, even though they possess the ability to shine at any gathering. At times, they display strong social skills and may be the life of the party. But in reality these individuals draw strength from a rich and creative inner life.”
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That’s wonderful, Pam. And yes, I do ❤️ 😊
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Aren’t we lucky, Barbara? Here’s to sibling love.
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I have two brothers that I love to bits. One is 3 years younger and the other 16 years younger. They are as different as can be but I love them both. They always have my back! Brothers are the best, and they don’t care if you are a dumb shit. 💖💖
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haha. That’s so true – perhaps brothers even expect their sisters to be a DS (I sign my e-mails to my brother now as DSS – dumb shit sister). But no matter, as you say, they have our back! Thanks for sharing your brothers here, Darlene. How cool to have brothers so far apart (in age and distance), and yet still so full of family love.
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Sounds to me as if you struck lucky in the brother department!
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Very lucky indeed, Ann. Although my brother still beats me in Ping-Pong and gloats…. 🙂
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-grin- I wish I had one!
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I wish you had one too. But I’m sorry, not sharing mine. He’s still too busy figuring out my taxes! ;-0 🙂
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Meanie. 😀 😀
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He’s gorgeous, Pam. Everyone needs a brother like that. 💖
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Awww, thanks Norah.
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What a wonderful brother! I have a sister that I cherish, and a brother as well. I lost one brother many years ago and we miss that one. It is wonderful to have people you can count on and they are always there for you. 🙂
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Sorry for your loss, Linda, where there’s always an empty spot in your life. So glad my brother does the tax “counting” for me! He’s there for me in brotherly ways. 🙏
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Hi Pam, how nice that you have a kind brother who can help you with your taxes.
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He’s a sweetie, though grumpy at times when my math doesn’t add up! 😝
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😂 my sister sends me her stuff and the debits and credits are all muddled.
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I relate (no pun intended). 🙂
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