Any author knows the ins and outs, the worries and woes, the joys and jubilation of publishing.
Most authors love the writing part. After all, that’s the fun!
Some authors tolerate the publishing part: agent? editor? mainstream publisher? Indie publishing?
Every author I know dislikes the last part: PROMOTION. I print it in caps but whisper it in tiny letters since it’s a dirty word to many of us.
But promotion is a necessary dirty function of GETTING YOUR BOOK READ by readers besides your best friend and great aunt.
A week after my September 15 pub date for my newest illustrated children’s book, PETEY WANTS WINGS, I did the dirty deed. 
But not alone.
My incredible publisher flew from her Tuscaloosa AL bookstore, Ernest & Hadley, to help my co-author and me launch Petey at a local New England library.
Friends and family from far and wide flew from states as diverse (in so many ways) as PA and FL or drove hours from within New England to encourage me during this endeavor.
I must add (yes, I must) that my co-author was as cool, calm and collected as I was twitching, troubled and terribly concerned that we were going to speak to an empty large library conference room. 
But I must add (yes I must) that my co-author is 12 years old and more concerned about his soccer game later that day.
Let’s go back to what went wrong. The night before the launch, the publisher and two out-of-town friends sat at my dinner table listening to the cuckoo clock.
Why?
Because every time the clock cuckooed, the three women jumped out of their seats, sure the sound was my doorbell and that the 50 PETEY WANTS WINGS books that had been ordered AND HAD NOT YET ARRIVED would surely be sitting, boxed, on my stoop.
Alas, no UPS or USPS or Fed Ex or any delivery person arrived.
My stoop was empty, and we had no books to sell on the day we launched my book.
That’s What Went Wrong.
What Went Right followed the next day at the Library Launch. It poured (oh, no that wasn’t the right). The parking lot filled up! The library staff had to set up more chairs – a lot more. The conference room was packed and standing room only.
My co-author Neville and I had a blast talking about Petey and our story.
And everyone bought books that weren’t there.
They signed a list and paid for an invisible book.
Neville and I penned our signatures on beautiful book labels that the publisher created. When the books arrived days later (of course they arrived the following Monday morning) we just needed to add the right labels with the right books and send them to the right people.
What could go wrong?
Sounds like a great event, despite no books. What fun to do this with your grandson. It looks like you found a way around the problem. A good lesson for your co-author in problem solving. I’m sure every one will enjoy their copy when it arrives.
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Reading your comment, Darlene, I’m equating the invisible book with someone who is hungry and waiting for a late dinner. Tastes even better because of the wait. 🙂 ❤
On a more serious note, Neville and I read PETEY WANTS WINGS to the attendees, so they did know what they were waiting for. 🙂
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A wonderful share, Pam. There will always be something and you two look calm, cool and collected up there sans books! How lovely everyone bought an invisible book! Something to look forward to in the mail 🙂
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Hmmm, I see a story forming in my creative head about an invisible book that only appears…. well, that’s for another time. I can’t wait for your book to appear in your mailbox!
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Keep it in your back pocket!! Me too!!
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Congratulations. I can certainly understand the difficulties of promoting oneself
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Another blogger wrote several weeks ago that we shouldn’t see promoting our book as bragging or pushing our writing, but more like our desire to share with others the joy and wonder we feel about our story, thinking others will experience that also when they read the book. That philosophy helps me “do the dirty deed.” 🙂
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Despite the wrongs, so much went right for you. It had to live up to your blog name! 🙂
What a wonderful, supportive publisher you have, and I could feel the love of family, friends, and supporters from here, Pam. 💙
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And my book, THE RIGHT WRONG MAN. Hmmm, a theme going on here. 🙂 Yes, the love was visible despite the invisible book. I floated on air all day.
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A theme, yes. Haha, but one where everything turns out right in the end!
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I am her publisher, and believe her, we all have cuckoo clock fear now! It was a great event because Pam and her grandson worked hard to promote it on site….sans books!
Easty
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Hmmm, I know what to tell your family to gift you over the holidays. Cuckoo. Cuckoo. Actually, it would be perfect for your bookstore. 🙂
Thanks, Easty, you are the BEST.
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Yes, indeed, every author knows the joys and jubilation of publishing and also its woes.
I read this story with intense interest. You told me a snafu happened on the launch but I didn’t know the details. What a lesson in resilience for Neville to observe! The cuckoo clock is the perfect motif for the vagaries of publishing–for life in general.
You go, girl! 😀
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I’ve always been a little cuckoo , and this just proved it! 😛 In truth, you are absolutely right. Neville figured after we finished writing the book the illustrator would have it done in a few weeks and it would be published a week or so after that. He learned many big lessons.
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Sounds like a dream come true event. Thanks for sharing, Pamela.
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It was a dream I didn’t know I had, John. I’m afraid if I’d had the dream or goal maybe I wouldn’t have accomplished as much as we ended up doing by the seat of our pants. 🤩😚
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Seat of pants is sometimes the best.
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Well that’s why I tell my creative writing students that I believe in being a Pantzer, writing by the seat of my pants, instead of a plotster. I couldn’t have plotted out this book launch any better if I tried!
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On one hand, an author usually has the PR department of his or her publisher who does most of the PR work. On the other hand, it is part of being a successful author to be able to perform well in talk shows and life interviews f.e. All the successful authors I know as well as I are extraverts. You have to like public appearances are they are basic for your sales. If you are not good at that you rather go for being an editor.
Good luck
Klausbernd 🙂
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I was a medical editor for many years! Nice thing is I didn’t have to do any performances. 🤓Interestingly, all the writers I know are introverts. We just want to write! But yes these days a writer needs to be a marketer also. Thanks so much for your comments.
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Even in the 19th century bestselling authors like Schiller, Goethe and most of the romantic authors were quite good with their marketing. I suppose it was always like this – only the ways of marketing have changed.
Klausbernd 🙂
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Kudos on your wonderful kick-off event Pam. It’s nice to have all that support and sales, even if the books weren’t on time. May your book sales flourish and you have fun with the process.
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Thanks so much Brad. I just don’t worry about the sales as much as the kudos and knowing that the people who have the book absolutely love it. Neville and I have been high-fiving since the launch. ☺️
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Oh I love seeing you and your grandson on the stage together. Great news even if it was a bit of a cuckoo’s nest.. with sales.. speaking of which mine got in the cart and then I don’t know what happened.. I’m used to Amazon and a click of the button. I have to try again.. xo💓
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The funny thing is that we sold even more of the books than we would have if they were there. So all good. If you have any more problems with getting Petey let me know please! 💙
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That is sooo wild. I will ! can I get it on amazon?❣️
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Yes. Definitely available through Amazon. 😇 🐿️
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I couldn’t be happier for you. Woot!
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Thank you so much Jacqui. Woot indeed❣️
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What can go wrong in publishing? Sooo many things! But the best is that so many people showed up to support you, even if you had to send books later. Congratulations!
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We writers just need to go with the flow and write with our passion and not worry about the rest of it. That’s my take on it anyway. The publisher was much more stressed than I was and I understand. But I figured whatever, I was very proud of the book. 🫶
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I am so sorry that there was such upset but that it all came out well in THE END! thanks for sharing
Nancy
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And as the back of our book says: “The end of the tale but the tail remains.” 😊
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I loved this book, Pam, and I’m so happy that things have started going right for you.
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Actually I feel that my writing has gone right for me from the beginning since I began this blog. So many supporters! And it’s so fascinating and wonderful to learn the stories of other writers too. You included! THANK YOU! 😍
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Congratulations on your newest release, Pam and Neville! What a proud and joyful event. I love the big smiles.
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Thanks Miriam. The smiles say it all! ☺️ 🐿️
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Congratulations on your new book Pam and Neville, sounds like you had a very successful launch in the end 🙂
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We made it through despite the rain and the complications. I think there’s a song like that somewhere. (Barry Manilow? ) 😉Thanks so much Andrea.
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Congrats on the book launch! Sorry to learn about the missing books 😦
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They have arrived so fortunately were only missing for the day they should’ve been found! And good news is that we’ve had to order a bunch more. Thanks so much for the congrats! 🧡
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Too bad the books didn’t make it on time, but still sounds like a very successful event. Congrats xo
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Thank you Denise. All’s well that ends well. I think a famous author said that. 😏😊😇🤣
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I’m very impressed by how well you and your co-host handled the launch with no books! Kudos to you both!!
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I figure we had the choice of being super upset and stressed or just going with the flow. I always like the flow. The rain outside helped things flow along and the smiles in the crowd made it all fabulous. 😍
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I love your attitude!
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That’s just about how things in life go. We always get reminded that we really have no control over anything except how we react to things. You both did amazing. So happy for you both.
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As always I love your spiritual and positive take on things Marlene. We have no control and getting upset about something doesn’t make it better. Smiling and laughing and just having fun… That’s the way to live. However, my publisher would say that that’s not the way to sell a book. 😝🙃
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Congratulations on your complicated book launch. Having your grandson there with you made it so much fun for everyone.
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Exactly! Grandson was so laissez-faire about it all that he helped everyone relax. From now on if you publish a book again just don’t ask “what could go wrong?” 😉
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I suspect those in attendance were quite understanding. If they came from distance, I know you will send them a book. The backstory of Petey Wants Wings is part of the beauty of this story. It’s something you and your grandson will always have together that’s just yours. I would love to do something similar when my grandson turns 12.
Did you ever find out if it was an issue with your publisher or the delivery service?
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Definitely an issue with the mail. Well between the printer and the mail. You know how everyone points fingers to the other. I did finally get the box of books and we have mailed them to everyone who paid for one! But yes the backstory is what counts the most. I think you will most definitely do some kind of project like this with your grandson. I am manifesting it for you. 😍
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Very Best of luck with the new book Pamela, may it top the bestseller lists. Hugs
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Thanks much David! Hugs in return.
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The “Bookless Book Launch” — a huge success!! Life throws us curve balls– (or whatever they’re called in soccer) and we just have to adjust our game and carry on–exactly what you and Neville did! So happy for you both!!!
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We either catch the curveball or get out of its way! I like your title of “booklist book launch.” Perhaps I should do that from now on! It was a huge success. 😜
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I can imagine you sitting there jumping at the cuckoo clock, fretting about the non-delivery. Thank heaven for your co-author’s calming presence. Glad it went well in spite of things.
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At 12 years old Neville seriously was only worried about if he’d make it to a soccer game in time. No books? No problem! He just smiled and signed his autograph on the book labels. So funny and he made the whole rainy day bright.
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Well done Pam – launch day and no books. And yet you both rocked it. You’re so right, promotion/marketing is the one thing I’ve never wanted to do, doesn’t interest me a bit.
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Promotion and marketing are just not our thing, Roy. Doesn’t quite seem fair does it? Although from now on no matter what book I write and publish and launch, I’m going to have grandson Neville standing there with me. He ate up the crowd and the applause. 😏
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Oh dear, the best laid plans and all that. Never mind, you made the best of things!
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Not only did we make the best of things but so did those who drove and walked through the rain to attend. They just wanted to hear a good children’s story and the applause was so deep and supportive. Thanks so much, May!
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Oh, dear, I’m glad it all turned out all right. That’s so wonderful that people paid for a book that hadn’t even arrived yet. Congratulations!
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That’s what you call a trusting crowd! But it was so neat because the library staff said it was the happiest book event they’ve ever seen. Go figure! 😊
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Sweet!
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Better to have no books and a crowd to chat with . . . than to sit at a table stacked with books with no one around to buy them.
Sounds like you handled the situation quite well ~> Do What You Can With What You Have Where You Are! No books. No problem. We’ll sell book plates! 😀
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That’s the ticket! And I have sat at book fairs with lots of books and no one stopping by so you are so right. The crowd is what is most important! And the support! 💗
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Despite the setback, that sounds like a wonderful book launch! Congratulations!
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I would never want to do it that way again but it was probably the best book launch I’ll ever have! 😛 Thanks, Janis.
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I’m so glad you had such wonderful support and that your launch was a success, even without the books arriving. You deserve that!
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Thank you so much, Ann. My grandson Neville has no idea how much stress occurred before the launch. I hope when he’s in his 30s everything goes smoothly for his first major bestselling book launch. (well, second after Petey Wants Wings!) 🤓
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Congrats on such a well-attended book launch! Love the creative and resourceful bookplate idea. Amazing to see all the event photos! Way to inspire other local writers with your talent, knowledge and experience.
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Many thanks. I’ve been so inspired by others that I am happy to share our ‘went wrong went right’ day. As weird as it sounds, it was perfect!
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Oh dear! But a wonderful recovery, Pam. It sounds like great fun anyway. You and Neville as quite a team. I gave your book to my grandsons yesterday, and we’ve had great fun looking at the pictures. 🙂
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Thanks for your support, as always Diana. Those illustrations of Petey and Dotty and friends are quite beautiful as well as fun. 🙂 I’m impressed that the baby can enjoy a book so soon. Must be the way the grandmother reads it. xo
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Doing my best! Board-books are still the best bet right now. But they’ll get there.
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Okay, I am thinking 🤔…
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I think fate demands that authors must endure a few promotional disasters. My very first bookstore appearance (to promote Sarah Gives Thanks) was scheduled just hours before Hurricane Sandy hammered the state. It went badly.
But hats off to you! You and your coauthor turned a sow’s ear into a silk purse! Well done!
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Oh, those nasty storms. They do throw a curve into our plans. The good news is that I own SARAH GIVES THANKS and place it on our living room coffee table every November. No storm can stop me!
Now, I’m off to fill my silk purse with the money from our book-less book launch. 🙂
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Congratulation on a successful and creative book signing! You could not have made up a better fiction story about a book signing.
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I know – cringe. But they always say that non-fiction is stranger than fiction (or less believable). Believe it – we survived the rain and the book-less book launch and lived to write about it. 🙂
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Pam, congratulations to you and Neville on ‘Petey Wants Wings’! The cover looks fantastic and what a wonderful collaboration with your grandson and of course the illustrator.
I was holding my breath, waiting along with you for the delivery – your heart must have stopped as you realised you were without books. However, you’re never one to concede defeat and I LOVE your solution with the signed labels and taking orders for the books at the talk – brilliant!
Haha! Aren’t the young so versatile and resilient, Neville looks in his element at the talk, as do you my dear friend! When you raise a chuckle, nay, even a laugh from a crowd you’ve well and truly hooked them!
Pam, I’m over the moon about your latest release, it takes tons of patience, much love and wow, what a special story book for children and their adult readers to enjoy! Hugs, Annika xx 💕
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THANK you, Annika. You most definitely know the trials and tribulations and joys of writing a children’s book and getting it published – and sold. Neville was the best wingman I could have hoped for. Actually, I think I was the wingman to HIM. 🙂 xo
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Hi Pam, it was really good of people to purchase the book without receiving it. What a thing to happen. I am glad the launch went well.
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I know. So many good people in our world! ❤
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