Denise had two things on her mind: carrots and Carl.
Carl loved carrots. Carl hadn’t talked to Denise in two weeks, three days, and 14 hours, and the only thing on Denise’s mind was to bake a carrot cake that would make Carl come back to her. Continue reading



I didn’t normally respond to demands, especially demands by purple-wearing, soothsaying, weirdly-named psychics.